Welcome to the stable. The management apologises for the absence of the Mare. At the bequest of the Energizer Bunny her removal was attempted, and the men in the clean white coats were called in to take her away. It seems of late she has been just going, and going and going which is solely and entirely the Energizer Bunny's trademark presence. The stress of this situation has taken it's toll on the Eccentric Mare. Institutionalisation was unsuccessful however and the Mare has managed to escape the funny farm. If you see her, we advise caution. During her escape attempt, she was heard singing the Oscar Meyer Bologna song. The Management respectfully remind you that any interaction with the Mare, whilst she is in this state of flux, is entirely at your own risk... We expect her to be wandering the streets muttering the same phrase we last heard from her at the board meeting.... I'm Lisa ... Lisa Douglas ... oh why can't I just be Lisa? The management expect normal service to resume when equilibrium can be found in the Mare's universe, which may take some time... The Management thank you for your patience.....and we hope that eventually the Mare connects with her respite place on Green Acres and enjoys a full recovery.
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